People have always been divided on the subject of tattoos – some love them enough to cover practically their entire body in ink, and others despise them enough to threaten their kids with the prospect of being disowned if they ever dare to get a tat of their own.
Some are political, some are romantic, and some are just plain stupid. Tattoo fails happen on a daily basis and they never cease to amaze me.
Here are 2o of the most side-splittingly hilarious tattoo fails from around the world…
This tattoo is unnecessarily convoluted, but it’s okay because it’s not the best tattoos which are remarkable or aesthetically appealing. It’s the ones that make you read the entire length of someone’s torso. My meaning of life is to enjoy the stupidity that other people’s choices create.
“Look at me, I double as a mini-human – there’s no way that’s ever been done before in the history of modern tattoos.”
This was clearly done under the influence of every stimulant in existence.
And she almost got away with it too.
I wonder how they chose to commemorate their 4nd nippel…
Because nothing says “Spank me, daddy” like four fornicating dogs.
If you happen to be both stupid and in love, please stay away from all tattoo studios.
Because there’s no better way to prove you’re a grown man than by tattooing a massive word search on your torso. Literally none.
America’s most revered sex symbol, everybody.
He’s the men of the house.
Let’s face it – regrettable tattoos are a dime a dozen.
I mean, how utterly ridiculous and demeaning would that be?!
I suggest a sheep as your next animal-themed tattoo. This time with the words, “I really need to get a mind of my own.”
15. Constellation of stars.
Was it really worth it?
I mean, if that doesn’t entice you, I don’t know what will.
If you don’t know that double negatives make a positive, “never don’t” get a tattoo.
Maybe don’t let you’re brain make you’re decisions, four today… Or ever for that matter.
Do you still stick by that philosophy, pal?
“So if I belife this tattoo is meaningful – despite evidence to the contrary – that makes it real and valid.”
Skin Motion’s augmented reality tattoos can be read and played back by a phone.
Mobile app and artist platform for augmented reality tattoos, Skin Motion, launched its first product in June. Soundwave Tattoos enable people to experience their ink in a new way, offering an app that reads a tattoo and plays back the audio.
The idea came about when two friends got the opening line from Elton John’s Tiny Dancer tattooed by Nate Siggard. Nate’s girlfriend Juliana said it would be cool if you could listen to the tattoo and Nate realized that he could make that happen. He had one with Juliana and their baby saying “I love you” and filmed it to share online. The video went viral and people from all over the world showed their interest in getting a similar tattoo. Nate filed a provisional patent for AR tattoos and set out to develop a mobile app that would bring tattoos to life for anyone who also wanted to get one.
With Soundwave Tattoos, people will be able to upload or record the audio they want on the app or website. A Soundwave is generated, which they can take to a licensed tattoo artist from their Artist Network. Once the artist does the tattoo, a photo of it is uploaded to the platform. The audio and tattoo are then processed and added to the app. When the user opens the app and points their mobile device’s camera at the tattoo, it recognizes the shape of the Soundwave and plays back the original sound.
Soundwave Tattoos are a new way to express yourself using art and technology. You could memorialize a loved one forever, or keep a favorite song or quote with you permanently.
Check out the demo to see how the Skin Motion app works below:
The lightbulb is the universal sign for a great idea, and is it any wonder why? After all, it provides us with a steady amount of light and its invention revolutionized the way we interact with our day-to-day worlds.
But when a bulb burns out, it’s practically useless… well, almost. Time to dispose of the bulb and never to think of it again, right? Not so fast! That burned-out bulb—heck, even a brand-spankin’ new one—can easily be repurposed for a project that will brighten anyone’s home.
Grab your pliers and don your protective gloves: science class is now in session! Today, we’re modifying a light bulb to be more than just a great idea. You’re turning it into an entire tiny terrarium!
All you’ll need for that is a pair of gloves. After that, grab your pliers. The first step you’ll want to take for this project is to remove the silver knob-looking thing in the bottom of the bulb.
Heads up: stay away from energy efficient bulbs for this project. They contain mercury, and you’ll be in for a trip to the emergency room or worse if you break them.
After the knob is removed, you’ll have easy access to the black base of the bulb. Again, using the pliers, remove that base. It might come off in pieces, and that’s all right. Just make sure it’s totally removed!
Using those handy pliers, reach through the base of the bulb and break the internal lamp (the part that lights up). No need to be gentle. Rip that thing out and collect all the pieces for disposal. Now, it’s time for the fun part…
For the next step, you’ll need a large stone, preferably with a smooth surface. Try and pick one you find cosmetically appealing.
Next, grab an attractive-looking stone with a flat side. Dab a few spots of hot glue on the flat surface. This is the base that will eventually keep your fragile lightbulb from rolling away.
Go ahead and affix the light bulb to the part of the stone where you placed the glue. The light bulb can sit on the stone whatever way you think looks best; just make sure you have easy access to the opening in the bulb’s base.
Next, grab a piece of paper and roll it up into a cone. This is going to act like a makeshift funnel, which you’ll need to insert into the base of the bulb. Now you’re ready for the party to really get started!
Slip some gravel into the funnel so that it rests at the bottom of the bulb. This is crucial for draining excess water later on. After that, cover the gravel with a few pinches of sand. Lastly, cover the sand with a smattering of dirt.
Pro tip: If you’re having trouble getting the sand or dirt to cover the bulb’s base evenly, try using a small dowel or a twig to spread it out.
Use a pair of tweezers and some surgical precision (or at least the precision you developed from playing Operation back in the day), you can now insert a plant of your choosing into the dirt of your light bulb terrarium!
Finding the perfect plant for this project might take a bit of dirty work. Any chunk of moss from a tree stump will do, but you might have to go searching for that.
You’re almost there! The tiny terrarium you’ve created inside the lightbulb needs just one more thing: a few drops of water. You can use a syringe for that or even a straw. Be careful not to flood your mini-habitat!
Make sure everything you want to include inside your light bulb terrarium has been placed inside by the end of this step.
After this, there’s no turning back! The final step is to seal up your light bulb. You can place some hot glue to the cap of an acorn or a rock and attach it over the opened base. The base needs to be closed tight, though, in order for the terrarium to flourish.
Once your terrarium is all sealed up, it’s ready to be displayed! Consider making terrariums using different vegetation and colors for each season of the year. Really, the only limit to this idea is your own imagination!
If you want to see the video play-by-play of the light bulb terrarium project, you’re in luck! You can find the perfect explainer video below. Even if you don’t speak Russian like the narrator in the video, it’s easy to follow along with the steps!